Sunday, 1 August 2010

Trickle it... Just a little bit...

You knows I love to trickle comrades... so I'm sorry after announcing that the trickle was back with avengence, I go and let you down and let the trickle dry up without warning. Don't worry - I wasn't dans the lock-up like the let-loose Lohan - but I certainly wasn't rubbing shoulders (or any other body part) with Ashley Cole's dirty mob living la vida Las Vegas either.

Enough of the confession, I ain't that interested in your whining. Trickle on someone elses time duck.

So trickometers - on naming this installment of the trickle, I was respectfully inspired by the legend of musical masterpieces that was the summer stonker 'Wiggle it'. But the pickle came when I tried to track down the track that allowed me to shake my tailfeather like a badass in the 90s. Hip-hop pioneers the Jungle Brothers was my first call... but had I answered this in any quality pub quiz... my answer would've been disgustingly wrong. And no-matter how much face i'd attempt on saving, the Robin Hood regulars would have thrown a dirty look in my direction and stormed to victory penning 2 in a Room as the lyrical masters. 2 in a room??? I've never flipping heard of them. Yet i've shaken my rump like a right one-o to their beats whilst letting them sink into oblivion. I'm ashamed...

So for this week tricklers, revisit the one-hit wonders. Hotstep to some Ini Kamoze. Wind to you waist like some Apache Indian or even let the beat go on with The All Seeing Eye. Let your one-hit wonders free. Let them have another week of fame tricklers. That's all they want. You never know - your tricky ways may inspire a revival. Put the Tony Rich Project on with pride...

Compliments on your tricks Tricklers... (Courtesy of Red Dragon feat. Brian & Tony Gold)



Wednesday, 21 April 2010

I'll trickle to my hearts content...

Alright trickle lovers,

It was made clear to me this week, that a life without a trickle ain't worth living. So after almost a year of leaving you bereft of trickling... the Trickle is back!

So what have I chosen to trickle about? Ash? No love - not ash... Ash has proven to be overated. Brian McFadden's tweeting outburst at former beau Kerry 'Mum of the Year 2004/2005' Katona?? No duck... out of order granted... but not the subject i'll be trickling on about on this occasion.

I've decided to highlight the cause of the Cougar. Should you have missed the legend that is the Cox in Cougar Town... you best get down the Living highway... connect up your cable and indulge in what is possibly the funniest bit of telly i've seen in my eighteen years (plus nine) of life. It's flipping hilarious! From the former Dawsons Creek beauty, to the balding Mr Torres and his cranky old wife, to the paper buddy of a neighbour who's hot to trot... In the words of the formerly popular Theakson and big gobbed Ball on Saturday morning telly... Miss it Miss out.

As per today's trickle, i'll be back thanks to the charcoal-necked trickle warrior that is Barratt inspiring me to let lose dans the net once again.

Let it be known Tricklets... good times! Word to your mother...