Trickling like a bad ass...

Ey-up Trickle munchkins... maybe you tricklers don't expect this kind of street talk from the 'little trickle' but sometimes trickle-fans you need a few loaded words to get people to tune in...

I'm feeling a bit flipping peeved at the moment, and I'll tell you for why... It's post-Christmas, Post-NYE, Post New Year's Day... but what the ducarnard are we pre???

Well, whilst eighties wrestling legends the Legion of Doom retired whilst WWE was still in it's WWF prime, they have clearly now been re-united in the form of Clegg and Cameron with their slightly incestuous 'seperated at birth' appeal..


The coalition sweethearts have come across all somber in a period where we are still supposed to be celebrating nine ladies dancing, eight maids-a-milking, seven swans-a-swimming on so on and so forth.

Granted the presents have been opened, the sweets have been stuffed and the pre-christmas leg wax is starting to show a little re-growth BUT Señor Cameron and Señor Clegg... We are still in the 12 Days of Christmas so for the love of God could you be a bit more cheerful?

Normally when we move into a new year, people wish each other great happiness, health and prosperity for the coming months... Alright, Alright so clearly they have no real influence on how your year progresses but in the manner of a lovely person - with reference to lovely people see Pamela from Gavin and Stacey... see my lovely Auntie Lynda... see my wonderfully legendary friend Nev and most likely her mum Meags... it is only fair to flipping trickle a little bit of festive love so early in the year.

So why oh why oh why Davenick (in the vain of Brangelina, Bennifer), must you already tell us that 2011 is going to borderline rubbish!!! Just throw us a public sector carrot why don't you! We are by the majority, and for definite all you tricklers are, a bunch of legends who don't deserve your grim reaper sithe-swinging ways.

So next year, you coalition of pessimistic plastic faces, why don't you chuck us a Cheryl Cole salute, a Simon Cowell wink and if you are really struggling give us a Susan Boyle moustache wiggle to just let us know it'll be ok.

So tricklers, until the ball is dropped to welcome in 2012, if you take on the year with the same determination as Sanka and Yul Brenner from Cool Runnings and the rest of the beautiful Jamaican Bobsled team who wouldn't let the fact they hadn't ever seen snow hamper their sledging ways... let me assure you that the next 362 days will be be filled with you being a bad ass who won't take no pessimistic trickles from any Tom, Nick or Dave....